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10:38 AM

I feel like I've been posting a lot lately. Which is probably a good thing. I have another story to illustrate how my brain works...

So, last week I was at the Wells Fargo ATM depositing cash. And I see the little sign that says, "Deposit up to $50 dollar bills." I am depositing one 50 dollar bill and one 100 dollar bill (don't worry, we're poor). So I'm thinkin', "Oh, well I only have two dollar bills to deposit." As in QUANTITY. Like, I have two separate dollar bills to deposit. The ATM took my 50, but it spit out my 100 dollar bill, because I'm retarded and didn't understand. There was a person waiting behind me the entire time too. Jensen was laughing so hard when I told him. Glad he thinks his wife's stupidity is humorous :-)

I'm a very special girl.

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Story Time

10:29 AM

Because General Conference is next week (already!) I thought I'd share a short story. Read and observe how the mind of Tracy Moore works.

I wanna say it was my first time going to General Conference, Jensen and I were inside the Conference Center and I needed to throw a wrapper away er something and I was looking for a trash can.

Jensen: "There's one right over there."
Me: "No, that's an ash tray." Because it's curved at the top like an ash tray.
Jensen: "...(smiles) Honey, we're inside the Conference Center. It's a trash can."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was laughing pretty hard. Jensen did his, " 'Wow' and shakes his head" laugh. I still think it's really funny, because of how ironic it would be haha.

I'm funny :-)

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Black Out

8:29 PM

I had to share this funny experience that happened to me today. So when I was making my sandwich before work the power went out. I had to eat lunch in the dark. And brush my teeth in the dark lol. It was fun.... Then I went to work and Nu Skin has a company instant messenger program so you can IM people within the company. And yes Jensen and I IM each other every day and we love it :-) so when I get there we start IMing each other and I'm telling him about the blackout and I don't really know what to do, if i needed to contact someone er something. It was the first blackout we had since we've been married. I started remembering being younger and my parents would call SDG&E when we had blackouts. So then it makes perfect sense for me to contact them and ask them when the power is coming back on right?? Um, no Tracy. SDG&E stands for SAN DIEGO Gas and Electric. I discovered what the acronym stands for after I googled them to try to contact them. I told Jensen and he started laughing. I'm so young.

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